Think Happie T-Shirt
Fungi-Powered Seltzer
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Every can carries Lion's Mane, Cordyceps, and Reishi, all fruiting body extracts.
Most products use mycelium on grain (mostly starch, low actives). Happie uses fruiting body extracts, the real mushroom, standardized for potency.
Then it all goes into a cold, sparkling can, lightly sweetened with organic agave. Caffeine-free and alcohol-free, so you can crack one whenever you like.
Every batch is third-party tested at KCA Laboratories, an ISO/IEC 17025:2017 accredited lab in Nicholasville, KY.
- Heavy metals (As, Cd, Pb, Hg) by ICP-MS
- 66 pesticides by LC-MS/MS and GC-MS/MS
- Microbial safety (E. coli, Salmonella, yeast & mold)
- Mycotoxins (aflatoxins + ochratoxin A)
- Foreign matter & residual solvents
One can for any part of your day.
Caffeine-free, all-natural, zero alcohol, so there's no wrong time to crack one. Here's when people reach for Happie.
At work
Something cold and fizzy for your longest block of the day. Swap your third coffee for a caffeine-free can that tastes like a fruit soda, not a mushroom.
Before the gym
A cold, caffeine-free can for the gym bag. No pre-workout tingle, and nothing stacking on top of the coffee you already had.
Instead of a beer
All the ritual of a cold can in your hand, none of the alcohol. Be part of the round, and wake up tomorrow feeling like you weren't.
The 2pm can
For that after-lunch stretch when you'd usually reach for another coffee. No caffeine, so a 2pm can fits the afternoon and the evening, too.
- Caffeine-Free
- Fruiting Body Extracts
- All-Natural
- Zero Alcohol
- Vegan & Non-GMO
- 40 Calories
Why happie
hits different
Non-alcoholic, low-calorie, and always third-party tested for purity and safety.
Shop Happie Now| happie | Other Brands |
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| Fruiting Body Extracts | Yes | No |
| American Sourced Ingredients | Yes | No |
| Ocean-Sourced Trace Minerals | Yes | No |
| Alcohol Free | Yes | No |
| 3rd-Party Lab Tested | Yes | No |
| Nothing Fake | Yes | No |
Three mushrooms. One can.
Every can carries fruiting body extracts of Lion’s Mane, Cordyceps and Reishi. Sparkling, caffeine-free, and it tastes like a fruit soda, not a mushroom.
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Reishi. The deep-red one, used in traditional practices for centuries. Here as a fruiting body extract.
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Lion’s Mane. The shaggy white one, extracted from 100% fruiting bodies.
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Cordyceps. The bright-orange one, Cordyceps militaris, also as a fruiting body extract. Caffeine-free, like everything else in the can.
- See the science
4.9, what Amazon buyers say
From Verified reviews on Amazon
"Excellent! Couldn't taste mushrooms. Better than Brez!"
"We replaced morning coffee with this drink. Loving it!"
"Tastes like a carbonated mango drink. Really good!"
Everything you want to know before your first sip.
Real questions from real customers. If something's not here, our team is one click away.
Is it safe to drink every day?
Yes, formulated for daily use. Lion's Mane, Cordyceps, and Reishi have been used in traditional practices for centuries. Every can carries Lion's Mane, Cordyceps, and Reishi, all fruiting body extracts, with no caffeine and no alcohol, and every batch is third-party lab tested.
Will this make me feel "high" or trippy?
Absolutely not. Lion's Mane, Cordyceps, and Reishi are functional mushrooms, completely different from psilocybin (psychedelic mushrooms). Zero psychoactive compounds. Legal in all 50 states. It's a sparkling drink, not a trip.
When's a good time to drink it?
Whenever you want a cold can. It's caffeine-free and alcohol-free, so it works as the 2pm can at your desk, a swap for your third coffee, or something to sip at the party that isn't a cocktail.
Does it have caffeine or sugar?
Zero caffeine. Zero alcohol. Just 40 calories per can, lightly sweetened with organic agave. That's 9g of sugar per can, all from the agave. With no caffeine, it fits any hour of the day, afternoons and evenings included.
Is it actually third-party lab tested?
Every single batch. Tested at KCA Laboratories in Nicholasville, KY, an ISO/IEC 17025:2017 accredited lab. We test for heavy metals, 66 pesticides, microbials, mycotoxins, and residual solvents. Download the COA for your batch →
What if I don't like it?
30-day full refund. No questions, no return. If it's not for you, email orders@livehappie.com within 30 days and we'll refund your order in full. You don't even need to ship the product back. Zero risk to try.
What does it actually taste like?
Like a premium sparkling juice, not a supplement. Blue Raspberry is tart and candy-bright. Mango Mimosa is tropical and lightly sweet. Watermelon is crisp and refreshing. Nothing earthy. Nothing medicinal. If you've ever tried mushroom coffee or capsules and hated the dirt flavor, this isn't that.
Can I take it with medication / while pregnant?
Functional mushrooms have a long safety record, but every body is different. If you're pregnant, nursing, take prescription medication (especially blood thinners or immunosuppressants), or have a medical condition, talk to your doctor first. We can't give medical advice, but our customer team can answer ingredient questions: orders@livehappie.com.
Still have a question? Browse all FAQs or message our team →
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