Your 5 o'clock ritual,
upgraded.
Wind down without the wine. Happie packs 400mg of Reishi — the "Queen of Mushrooms" — into a sparkling seltzer that looks like a cocktail, holds like one, and leaves you feeling calm without the headache.
You want to unwind.
You just don't want the wine.
The standard options — alcohol, energy drinks, or just scrolling — all come with a tax. There's a better way to end your day.
Alcohol
Disrupts sleep, dehydrates you, and leaves a foggy head in the morning.
Energy Drinks
Too much caffeine at 5pm — you're wired until midnight and crash hard.
Just Scrolling
Feels relaxing in the moment, but your brain is still firing. No real wind-down.
Looks like a cocktail.
Holds like one.
Three flavors, one mission: give you a ritual you actually look forward to — without the alcohol, without the crash.
Blue Razzberry
Mango Mimosa
Watermelon
400mg of Reishi.
No wine. No headache.
Reishi has been used for over 2,000 years. Modern research backs what ancient healers knew: Reishi supports stress response, promotes calm, and supports better sleep quality — without sedation.
- Calms the nervous system — adaptogens help your body shift out of fight-or-flight mode.
- Supports sleep quality — promotes deeper, more restful sleep without grogginess.
- Dual-extracted for absorption — hot water + alcohol extraction for maximum bioavailability.
- Zero alcohol, zero hangovers — wake up clear-headed and ready to go.
Reishi per can
Your evening ritual deserves better than a hangover.
Same ritual. Same moment. Completely different morning after.
- Disrupts REM sleep
- Brain fog next morning
- Empty calories, no benefits
- Dehydrating
- Supports deep sleep
- Wake up clear-headed
- 400mg Reishi — real benefits
- Hydrating sparkling water base
What the sober-curious community is saying
"I used to pour a glass of wine as soon as I got home. Now I crack open a Happie instead. Same ritual, but I actually sleep through the night and wake up feeling good."
"I was skeptical — just another 'wellness' drink. But the Mango Mimosa actually tastes amazing, and after a week I noticed I was falling asleep faster. The Reishi is legit."
"My therapist mentioned cutting back on alcohol as part of managing stress. I needed something to replace the ritual — Happie does exactly that. Blue Razzberry is my go-to."
Your new wind-down ritual in 3 steps
No prep, no blending, no figuring out dosages. Just crack it open.
Crack it open
Grab a Happie from the fridge around 5–7pm. Let the Reishi start working before bedtime.
Feel the shift
The adaptogens help your nervous system downshift out of the workday — without sedating you.
Wake up clear
No headache. No grogginess. Just a clean morning, ready for whatever's next.
Reclaim Your
Evenings.
Start your new wind-down ritual tonight. Try all three flavors with our Variety Pack — and if you don't love it, we'll make it right.
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