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Watermelon Functional Mushroom Drink, 6-Pack
The Alcohol-Free, Caffeine-Free Summer Drink
This July 4th, raise something different: no alcohol, no caffeine, all fizz.
Happie Fungi Fusion is the alcohol-free, caffeine-free can you bring to the cookout. Every can packs three functional mushrooms, 900mg Lion's Mane, 700mg Cordyceps and 400mg Reishi, all fruiting body extracts, in a sparkling seltzer that tastes like a fruit soda, not a mushroom.
- ✓ Zero alcohol. Host the BBQ, watch the fireworks, and still drive home.
- ✓ Zero caffeine. Fits the 8pm fireworks just as easily as the 2pm cookout.
- ✓ 40 calories per can. Lightly sweetened with organic agave.
- ✓ Real mushrooms, real doses. 2,000mg of fruiting body extracts in every can.
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What sober-curious drinkers are saying.
"This is my favorite flavor, watermelon. Immediately after a few sips, you can feel the effects in your brain. I believe this is the only drink that does this."
"Wasn't sure what to expect, but the watermelon flavor is actually really refreshing. It makes me feel clear, focused, and with smooth energy throughout the day."
"I was a lil scared because it was made with mushrooms but it was really good, tastes like a carbonated mango drink. I've been trying to cut back on alcohol so this was great when I made mango mocktails."
"Excellent! Couldn't taste mushrooms and loved the feel of this drink! Perfect! Better than Brez!"
Why this beats a beer at the BBQ.
Is this actually 0% alcohol?
Yes, completely non-alcoholic. 0.0% ABV. Fine to drink before driving, at work, or around the kids. (Pregnant or nursing? Ask your doctor first, standard advice for any supplement.) Looks like a craft cocktail and tastes refreshing, with zero alcohol inside.
What's actually in it?
Three functional mushrooms in a sparkling seltzer. Every can has 900mg Lion's Mane, 700mg Cordyceps and 400mg Reishi, all fruiting body extracts, lightly sweetened with organic agave. Zero alcohol, zero caffeine. No buzz, just a cold can that fits right in at the party.
What if I don't like the taste?
30-day full refund, no return needed. Email orders@livehappie.com within 30 days. Tastes like sparkling juice, Watermelon is crisp, cool, and refreshingly summery. No earthy mushroom flavor.
How is this different from non-alcoholic beer?
NA beer mimics beer; Happie is its own thing. Most non-alcoholic beers are dealcoholized regular beer. Happie is a fruit-forward sparkling seltzer with 2,000mg of functional mushrooms per can (900mg Lion's Mane, 700mg Cordyceps, 400mg Reishi). It's the difference between "fake beer" and "a mushroom drink that happens to fit the alcohol-free occasion."
Will it arrive in time for July 4th?
Order by June 30 for guaranteed July 4th delivery. Standard shipping is 3–5 business days and ships within 1 business day from our Northern California warehouse. Need it faster? Express is $15 at checkout (2 business days). Free shipping on every order, no minimum.
Is it actually safe? Has it been tested?
Every batch is third-party tested at KCA Laboratories (ISO/IEC 17025:2017 accredited, Nicholasville KY). We test for heavy metals, 66 pesticides, microbials, mycotoxins, and residual solvents. Download the COA for the batch in your fridge →
One can or one 6-pack, what's the right amount for a BBQ?
Figure one or two cans per guest. A 6-pack covers a small cookout with a few sober-curious friends. If you're hosting and want a stocked fridge for friends, grab the 12-pack Variety Pack, better value and lets guests pick their flavor.
Can I drink it before driving?
Yes, it's 0.0% ABV. No alcohol means it's legally a soft drink, same as a sparkling water. Fine before driving home, before work, wherever. Grab a second one for the fireworks.
